Say What!?!?!

I warned the kids they had to pick up their toys Sunday afternoon because I planned to clean the house good and anything left sitting out would be mine. Sarah set on a mission to clean up all their stuff and was up and down the stairs, putting things away in the basement and their bedroom. At one point, Paul heard her say "My breath is so tired I can barely talk!"

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Jacob was being obnoxiously loud and rude the other night, yelling and arguing with us. Meanwhile Sarah was making something and had the tape out. She rolled her eyes and said "Jacob, if you don't be quiet, I'm going to TAPE your mouth SHUT!"

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At the beach while using the restroom, Adam noticed a piece of hardware holding the toilet paper in. It looked like this:

  He said "Mommy? Is that  Hooker?"

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I woke up Sunday morning to hear Jacob playing "Tigers baseball" downstairs. I was truly impressed with his play by play:
First up! Austin Jackson! And he hits a HOME RUN! Woo hoo! Tigers are winning 1-0!
Next up? Quintin Berry! And he hits another Home Run!! Tigers Win, 200-0!!!
** I LOVE that he even had the batting order correct!! (I liked the score, too!)

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One of the boys dropped a paper airplane behind the tv the other day. Jacob said he'd just move the tv and crawl back there and get it. Sarah stopped him and said "No! Jacob, if you do that, you'll knock the tv over and break it and then we won't be able to watch the Tigers and know how good they are doing!!!"

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What funny things have your kids said this week?