Say What!?!!

The kids were playing nicely together one morning last weekend after breakfast while Paul and I sat and read the newspaper.  We heard them singing to the familiar tune of YMCA but instead heard them belting out  Y A C K! haha! I've since told them the correct letters but they still sing YACK! ha!

Just a few minutes later, they were singing along to a popular song on the radio - Dynamite by Taio Cruz. The correct lyrics go like this:
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying AYO
Gotta let go
I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying AYO
Baby lets go.

But instead of the kids saying "Ayo" the belted out "Say Diego! Lets Go Diego!" haha!

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I was at Wa.lMart the other day and amongst my groceries, picked up a bottle of wine. As the cashier checked me out, this was our conversation:
Cashier: You're over 40 right?
Me: Um...no.
Cashier: You're not?
Me: NO!
Cashier: Well then I have to see your ID.

ummmm...excuse me!?!? I have no problem getting carded for the law and store rules but do NOT assume I'm over 40! WTF? I had even just had my hair done and my gray roots were NOT showing. How rude!!

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At the Tigers game this weekend, I was trying to explain what was happening during each play to the kids so they could keep up. As one of the Tigers scored a run, I explained that one runner was on first, one on third and one just ran home. Adam looked around and asked "Where's his home?"

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After watching a news segment on a baby rhinocerous:
Sarah: awww! Its so cute! I want a baby rhino!
Me: Well, they grow really big, it'd probably take over your bedroom. Plus, they're probably smelly.
Sarah. Oh...well.....I want a baby goldfish!!