Say What!?!

Sarah got home from school one day, checked her hand-picked wild flowers from the day before and exclaimed excitedly "Mom! Look! My flowers aren't dead yet!"

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Overheard in Adam's swimming lessons:
Instructor: Can anyone remember what some of our pool rules are?
Boy: Don't toot in the pool!

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While going potty the other day, Adam pointed to his *ahem* boy parts and said "That's my pee butt."

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I know there's so much more worthy to be here but I've been so bad about remembering to write these things down lately!

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