Say What?!?!

I'm working on getting all our Christmas pictures uploaded and preparing a Christmas Recap, but until then, enjoy some little kid humor!

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My hair is naturally curly but I often straighten it. On Christmas day, when we arrived to my sister's house, it was straight, as it was still the next morning before I took a shower. After I got showered and dressed, I just scrunched my hair (its so much faster and easier...) so it was curly. My nephew, Luke, walked into the room and said "Aunt Barb! Why is your hair so crazy!?" I told him my hair was curly and asked him if he liked it that way...and he promptly replied "no."

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While at a bounce house that afternoon, Adam walked up to me and tugged at my purse.
Adam: "Mama! I need your purse!"
Me: "What? Why?"
Adam: "Mama! I need your purse!"
Me: "Why do you need my purse?"
Adam: I thirsty! (as he pointed to the snack bar...)
How does he already know that's where to go for money!?

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Our elves laid out all of our Christmas cards one night and we had fun the next morning looking through each card and at the pictures and talking about who each card was from. Adam was picking up cards and asking me to read them to him. He then grabbed one and opened it and in a confused voice said "There's no money in here!" At first I had no idea why he even thought there should be, but then I recalled his Grandma sent each of the kids a card with a quarter taped in for their piggy banks.

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At dinner, the day after returning home from my sister's house, Adam was caught playing with his fork. He was shoving it down the front of his shirt and when I asked him what he was doing, he said he had Baby Owen in his belly.